Ahaha, did you think that I would lure you out with the promise of a carnival only to end up giving you something else?
[ ... okay, so it's not entirely beyond Kondou to do something like that, but only if the situation was truly dire! This hardly counts. But he does want to try and help Hijikata unwind; he knows that he's had a rough time of it as of late. ]
I expect you to have promised me something way more desirable if that was the case. I just wasn't sure if you conveniently forgot to tell me about the part where two-legged demon cats try to claw our hearts out while we're there, thinking it might be a deal-breaker.
...Hou. What a dangerous answer, Kondou-san. [ he's terribly amused, although he's not exactly sure why—or if there's any particular reason, even. it's an ever endearing response to get from the other, though, even if it's far too wrapped with opportunity for hijikata to not try and pry a little at. ]
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[ ... okay, so it's not entirely beyond Kondou to do something like that, but only if the situation was truly dire! This hardly counts. But he does want to try and help Hijikata unwind; he knows that he's had a rough time of it as of late. ]
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[ Did he miss the memo? If so, that was a rather important memo to be missing! ]
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[ next in what he doesn't know, they're just next. . . probably. ]
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[ DEADPAN. ]
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They're just cats. What could go wr—
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—I was thinking less warn you and more hoping you already knew if there were any angry spitting and hissing kittens around.
[ other than souji. ]
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[ If Souji is lurking around a corner, he's never going to know for sure. ]
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So what's at this carnival if nothing that's going to try to kill us?
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[ He says "try" because since when have they ever been particularly successful at that, sometimes? ]
There are quite a few good games.
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[ well maybe not the same type of fun but his does he know. . . ]
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[ Uh oh. Since when did Kondou start taking a leaf out of Shinpachi's book? ]
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[ brainwashed, it all makes sense now. ]
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[ oh my god how did this get by him how did he totally miss this. ]
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[ Kondou couldn't even walk home on his own. ]
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Good thing that isn't accessible all the time, I'd have to worry.
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[ ... too often. ]
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lmfao omg
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I would say... about any other way.
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...Hou. What a dangerous answer, Kondou-san. [ he's terribly amused, although he's not exactly sure why—or if there's any particular reason, even. it's an ever endearing response to get from the other, though, even if it's far too wrapped with opportunity for hijikata to not try and pry a little at. ]
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1/2 i'm never using this icon again this is it
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I find this hilarious because the tag above it in my inbox references how they're married
omg
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